Saturday, 27 June 2015
Mega Python Vs Gatoroid (2011, Mary Lambert)
This is a very strong contender, i feel, for the title of best film ever made in the entire history of time.
Now, i'm not saying that it's a great film, or even a good one really. It's just that the very existence of a film wherein '80s popstrels Debbie Gibson and Tiffany fight in a swamp... Debbie Gibson and Tiffany... mud-wrestling... It's like someone hacked into the dreams of my ten-year-old self and beamed them directly onto celluloid. The fact that the movie also contains giant lizards engaged in a serpentine duel to the death is just the icing on the cake.